Coyoteduster
Well-Known Member
A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
hospital.
While on the operating table she
had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
. . . and God said, "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided
to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift,
liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had
someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her
teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured
she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the
hospital.
While crossing the street on her
way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 33 years?
Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
(You’ll love this)
. . . and God replied: I didn't recognize you!!!!!"
hospital.
While on the operating table she
had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
. . . and God said, "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided
to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift,
liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had
someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her
teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured
she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the
hospital.
While crossing the street on her
way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 33 years?
Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
(You’ll love this)
. . . and God replied: I didn't recognize you!!!!!"
