Man killed on golf course

[MarPar]

A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while
a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time.

When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet.

Then she goes over and whiffs it completely.

Then she hacks it another ten feet and finally hacks it another five feet

She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess all those F------ LESSONS I took over the winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately responds,
"Well, there you have it. You should have taken "golf lessons" instead!"

He never even had a chance to duck. He was ONLY 43.......

 

[moparstuart]

lol

 

[914Driver]

Playing a foursome with Lee Trevino, a storm blew in. Light drizzle, keep playing. When the thunder and lightning came around Mr. Trevino put a club over his head and ran across the fairway for the clubhouse.

"Hey, you'll get electrocuted!!"

NO WAY he replied, Even GOD can't hit a 9 iron!

 

[Domino]

NO WAY he replied, Even GOD can't hit a 9 iron!

That'd be funnier if it were a 2 iron. :bootyshake:

 

[914Driver]

Flipping around the TV one night my wife walks through....

"Whatcha doing?"

Flipping. Toss up between the **** channel and the fishing channel.

"Go with the **** channel. You already know how to fish"

 

[kdtjb]

:worthless_thread::worthless_thread:

 

[MarPar]

Flipping around the TV one night my wife walks through....

"Whatcha doing?"

Flipping. Toss up between the **** channel and the fishing channel.

"Go with the **** channel. You already know how to fish"

:fishin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dcrjuPSs80