My wife thinks I call her Bambi because she is cute with big brown eyes.

[Richard Cranium]

It's actually because I keep hoping someone will shoot her mother with a hunting rifle.

 

[HALIFAXHOPS]

That's great!

 

[Kern Dog]

Any truth to this ??

 

[65-440]

Hahahahahahaha !!!! Now that **** was funny !

 

[zyzzyx]

I know a Guy,

 

[BDF6]

RC < PC

 

[Aeronet]

What are you? Al Bundy?!

 

[coronet68mx]

bambi mother didn't die !!! they just stop drawing her... that's what my mom's told me

 

[HD539]

Now that’s funny!

 

[eldubb440]

Thanksgiving at the Cranium's........ tell us all about it

 

[Demonic]

I have two of the three things needed, a backhoe and remote land. Someone just need to supply the alibi.

 

[zyzzyx]

Yeah, I'm not a big fan of those shallow graves. They always find them too quick!

 

[Lefty71]

bambi mother didn't die !!! they just stop drawing her... that's what my mom's told me

I heard she ran off to Uncle Lou's farm.....

 

[coronet68mx]

I heard she ran off to Uncle Lou's farm.....

and straight to the super market That's mean, I didn't know what uncle lou's farm was until now ( I live in Mexico )

 

[CudaChick1968]

I have a shovel and a bag of lime ...

 

[snakeyes]

a good pig farm will take care of it