No more funk in the junk
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On this day his infamous character was selling detergent door to door. He rings the bell and when the door opens, a beautiful housewife stands before him. He asks her, with dad's wildly exaggerated imitation of this man's afflictions, if she would allow him to please demonstrate this amazing new product, The New Blue Cheer. She agrees, but he needs something to wash. She gives him her blouse as he readies a tub of water, adding just a touch of The New Blue Cheer. He thanks her kindly and begins to wash (my father's arms moving up and down as if dipping and turning the blouse in water) while chanting, face askew:
Washy, washy, washy in The New Blue Cheer.
Rinsy, Rinsy, Rinsy in the water so clear.
Take it to the nose (he brings the imaginary blouse to his nose and sniffs deep)
SMELLS LIKE A ROSE!
She is amazed but still unconvinced. The salesman begs her to let him try again. She agrees, this time surrendering her slacks. He thanks her kindly and begins to wash in the same manner:
Washy, washy, washy in The New Blue Cheer.
Rinsy, Rinsy, Rinsy in the water so clear.
Take it to the nose (he brings the imaginary slacks to his nose and sniffs deep)
SMELLS LIKE A ROSE!
She is even more amazed, but yet remains unconvinced. The salesman begs her to let him try just one more time. Perhaps because he is a bit charming, or perhaps because she feels sorry for him (this is never clear) she allows him to try one last time. She takes off her panties and hands them to the salesman, smiling shyly. Even more shyly, he takes them and gently begins to wash them in the sweet water:
Washy, washy, washy in The New Blue Cheer.
Rinsy, Rinsy, Rinsy in the water so clear.
Take it to the nose (he brings the imaginary panties to his nose and sniffs deep)
There is a long pause...the salesman makes a funny, pulling face and then...
WASHY, WASHY, WASHY IN THE NEW BLUE CHEER.
RINSY, RINSY, RINSY....
Washy, washy, washy in The New Blue Cheer.
Rinsy, Rinsy, Rinsy in the water so clear.
Take it to the nose (he brings the imaginary blouse to his nose and sniffs deep)
SMELLS LIKE A ROSE!
She is amazed but still unconvinced. The salesman begs her to let him try again. She agrees, this time surrendering her slacks. He thanks her kindly and begins to wash in the same manner:
Washy, washy, washy in The New Blue Cheer.
Rinsy, Rinsy, Rinsy in the water so clear.
Take it to the nose (he brings the imaginary slacks to his nose and sniffs deep)
SMELLS LIKE A ROSE!
She is even more amazed, but yet remains unconvinced. The salesman begs her to let him try just one more time. Perhaps because he is a bit charming, or perhaps because she feels sorry for him (this is never clear) she allows him to try one last time. She takes off her panties and hands them to the salesman, smiling shyly. Even more shyly, he takes them and gently begins to wash them in the sweet water:
Washy, washy, washy in The New Blue Cheer.
Rinsy, Rinsy, Rinsy in the water so clear.
Take it to the nose (he brings the imaginary panties to his nose and sniffs deep)
There is a long pause...the salesman makes a funny, pulling face and then...
WASHY, WASHY, WASHY IN THE NEW BLUE CHEER.
RINSY, RINSY, RINSY....
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One more time. Be a man, lick up the scent!
Ya gotta go ears deep before you go up to your nuts in her guts.
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Once you get pass the smell you got it licked 
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I had to run out to the shop to take these pix.
I collect random old stuff, just to put it on the shelf to look at. It adds colour.
Here’s an old
Lysol bottle I picked up. Clearly labelled as poison. With instructions on how to mix it to use as a douche.
I collect random old stuff, just to put it on the shelf to look at. It adds colour.
Here’s an old
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Makes her .... smell like a Christmas Tree!
RC - there's just no end to the public service you provide to this group. I do wonder how you come across some of this stuff, though.
My wife sent it to me, but I don't know if she was giving me a hint or is going to surprise me with her being minty fresh?
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I used to haul Phenol in an insulated tanker. Had to pull into a dammed off area at the loading rack with
water hoses running around the truck. I had to leave and watch from the waiting lounge. Couldn't touch
anything! When they were done, I was sent on my way. Same thing unloading. Very dangerous stuff!
160 degrees, looks like coconut milk. was given a packet to give to police if truck was involved in an accident.
They want you to douche with it?????
water hoses running around the truck. I had to leave and watch from the waiting lounge. Couldn't touch
anything! When they were done, I was sent on my way. Same thing unloading. Very dangerous stuff!
160 degrees, looks like coconut milk. was given a packet to give to police if truck was involved in an accident.
They want you to douche with it?????
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In return, you can wear Old Spice to remind her of her Dad.
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Kinda kinky!
We had a truck hauling Phenol involved in a crash about twenty miles up the highway from here, Truck wound up on it's side & the driver was trapped in the cab... They worked trying to save him but couldn't... Horrible way to go...
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