My life no longer has any value

[chargervert]

No fancy lunch for you next year (since you're now worthless)
Think of the savings.
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Eating pretty poorly, I wouldn't insure you!

 

[WileE]

I made a mistake, it's $64.66.

Holy freakin' cow, you're devaluing faster than a dollar during Bidenflation.

 

[1 Wild R/T]

Way I see it you now have a better chance of living a long life, the Wife has one less motavation for killing ya....

 

[kiwigtx]

Now that I am wiser and no longer in the business, I have come to realize that the Insurance business is nothing more than a Ponzi scheme that runs on fear and intimidation tactics to solicit hard-earned $$$s from the average individual and to line their coffers with those hard-earned $$$s. Nothing but GREED for those greedy Bastards!!!

 

[MarPar]

My parents bought a life insurance policy for me in high school. It was for when I had kids, my fam would be covered. Well, didn't have any kids, so the old man came to me last year and said, here this is for you.

I am literally going through the process of converting it into an annuity for part of my retirement as we speak.

My Homeowner's policy went from $1150.00 to $2100.00 in three years! Northern Illinois and a 1400 sq. ft. house with a garage!

You've seen my house Paulie and you know it aint no friggin mansion. My policy went up $1253 from last year to this year alone!! No claims, pay yearly and been with them 5 years. F Auto Owners Insurance!!!

So I call my agent and say wtf?!? He wound up getting me a policy at half the price earlier today. My policy does include an $5M executive umbrella, but that's only like $800/year through either policy.

F'n crooks the lot of em.