One night a man walks into a bar looking sad.

[Auggie56]

The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says “Oh just a beer”. The bartender asked the man “What’s wrong, why are you so down today?”. The man said “My wife and I got into a fight, and she said she wouldn’t talk to me for a month”. The bartender said “So what’s wrong with that”? The man said “Well the month is up tonight.”

 

[GetX'd]

My wife always tells me she doesn't want to talk to me anymore - but she never holds up to her end of the bargain. Good thing I don't drink - I'd be drunk all the time......

 

[Ranger16]

When mine tells me that I say "thank you". She fails to see it from my point of view.

 

[Brandy]

Mine says, acidly, " Don't speak to me!" I reply just as loudly, " Deal!"

 

[BeeKool]

Mine is very talkative. I speak only when I have something to say. She always complains that I never talk to her.
I made the mistake of telling her this. She wasn't happy

 

[Brandy]

HA! Me too! i'm silent man. I might only speak a half a dozen words a day some days.

 

[drobertson]

Reading all these stories makes me glad to be single.

 

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