One tiny spelling mistake can make your life an absolute Hell.

[cr8crshr]

One tiny spelling mistake can make your life an absolute Hell.

When I was away on a business trip, I sent a loving text to the missus and I missed an "e".
Now this simple mistake has come back to haunt me and forced me to seek police protection
to enter my own home.
This is what I sent her:

"Hi darling, I'm enjoying and experiencing the best time of my life and I wish you were her.”

cr8crshr/Tuck

 

[whayden2003]

That's not good. Nice knowing you.

 

[66 Sat]

When we stayed with the in-laws my Mother-in Law sent me a text asking me to come downstairs and count how many scratches the kids had put on her new kitchen benchtop. She'd let them play with their Hotwheels on the top so I replied "No you count!" but missed the "o" by accident.

Didn't end well.

 

[Kern Dog]

This has been my credo for years. Glad to see others are catching on.

 

[Xp29h]

Many years ago I spent a few days in a Cleveland on business. The wife and I were in the first few years and I was out with some of the boys having a few brews. When we got back to the hotel, I called her up and things were good until she kept asking where went and what did we do... remember...a few (several) brews I said, “ stop being so pussy!” Oh yeah, it was on!

We’re still married. If you’re all wondering, I was a good boy, no messing around, just too many beers talking!

 

[coronet68mx]

I did the worst thing a man can do to a woman (not to my wife ) to a girlfriend in Puerto Vallarta i invited her to spend the week end because my grandpa have a share apartment in vallarta long story short, I call her in bed by another name ( my previous girlfriend) of course she leave me and I deserve it for being such an idiot , I was 27 at that time no excuse

 

[NJRR]

I did the worst thing a man can do to a woman (not to my wife ) to a girlfriend in Puerto Vallarta i invited her to spend the week end because my grandpa have a share apartment in vallarta long story short, I call her in bed by another name ( my previous girlfriend) of course she leave me and I deserve it for being such an idiot , I was 27 at that time no excuse

Moral of the story is always call your women "baby" , can never get screwed up by that !!!