Pet Crocodile

[DeltaV]

An Australian drover walks into a bar with a pet crocodile under his arm. He puts the crocodile up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons and says, 'I'll make you all a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.'

The crowd murmured their approval. So the man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his credentials and related parts in the crocodile's open mouth. The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. But sure enough, after a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the crocodile hard on the top of its head. The croc opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered. After polishing off several pints the man stood up again and made another offer, 'I'll pay $100 to anyone who's willing to give this little stunt a try.'

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up, 'I'll try it, but you have to promise not to hit me so hard with that bottle!'

 

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[GetX'd]

SO what happened -huh huh?

 

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[kiwigtx]

This pic reminds me of a joke about two South African Policemen. They were walking along the swamp area, and they found a young black man half way out of a crocodile. One Officer turns to the other and says "These Kaffirs are starting get a bit beyond themselves these days.
The other Officer says "How so?"
The first Officer says "Look at this one, he's got a La Coste sleeping bag."

 

[chtampa]

Ran into someone at the bar one afternoon and he had 10 empty shot glasses in front of him. He told me he was there drinking on the occasion of his first BJ. I said congratulations and offered to buy him another shot. He refused and said, if 10 won't get the taste out of my mouth, 1 more won't help either.