mmissile
Well-Known Member
More Imponderables.
1. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use?...Toothpicks?
2. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
3. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
4. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
5. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
6. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
7. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
8. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
9. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
10. Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is NAIVE.
11. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
12. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
13. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
14. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
15. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
16. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
17. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
18. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
19. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
20. How is it possible to have a civil war?
1. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use?...Toothpicks?
2. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
3. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
4. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
5. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
6. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
7. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
8. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
9. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
10. Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is NAIVE.
11. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
12. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
13. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
14. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
15. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
16. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
17. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
18. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
19. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
20. How is it possible to have a civil war?
