Question of the day thread...

[Brandy]

Question:

Why aren't female chipmunks called chip-nuns?

 

[0DegreeEngineer]

That is a good question, I do not know.

 

[SlingLow]

Because it's not chipmonks.

 

[YY1]

Has anyone ever been "whelmed"?

Lots of folks claim to be "overwhelmed", and almost as many have been at one time "underwhelmed".

 

[1967coronet]

Were is Bob when you need him ?

 

[0DegreeEngineer]

Yes I have been whelmed before, it is the same as overwhelmed

 

[Dave6T4]

This is an old question, but I do not think it had yet been properly answered:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Dave6T4]

In a similar vein: How much ground could a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground?

 

[YY1]

7

...to both of those.

 

[Dutchrebuild]

This is an old question, but I do not think it had yet been properly answered:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

In a similar vein: How much ground could a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground?

0.... because I already wasted it with a 30-06

 

[Davefinan]

Why is there EVEN a a shoe brand called Nunn Bush!?

 

[YY1]

Women wear a pair of panties...

...but only one bra.


WTF?

 

[Brandy]

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

[Dave6T4]

If a man voices an opinion, and there is no woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?

 

[SlingLow]

If a man voices an opinion, and there is no woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?

Yes. Surprised you didn't know that...

 

[j-c-c-62]

Women wear a pair of panties...

...but only one bra.


WTF?

That is a rather broad brush you are painting with, based on my life experiences.

 

[eldubb440]

Women wear a pair of panties...

...but only one bra.


WTF?

 

[SlingLow]

That is a rather broad brush you are painting with, based on my life experiences.

Huh?

 

[Photon440]

This is an old question, but I do not think it had yet been properly answered:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Fir or maple?

 

[eldubb440]

had a neighbor late 80s..... "Chuck", older guy...... dude liked to party,

anyway, he was married to "Marie" across the street........they lived in a converted apartment on her family's farm.....

her Dad, the "old man", had a favorite nephew who he always talked about and claimed was a "really hard worker"........ and somewhat disrespected Chuck, who actually loaded up his ladders every day and painted houses.......

the moral of this story........ Chuck, while holding a can of Budweiser and puffing on a Marlboro after a long day asked the old man; "if he works so f***ing hard, why is he so Gad damn fat?"

it was a top 10 moment