QUOTES

[khryslerkid]

"I'm overdrawn at the Blood Bank!"

Count Dracula

 

[RonnieLongball]

“The Duke boys were feelin lower than a snake’s belly in a wagon rut”
- Waylon

“Been drinkin boy? You’re shakin like a dog shittin carpet tacks”
- Grandpa Irv

 

[DeltaV]

“What kind of freak is man? What a novelty he is, how absurd he is, how chaotic and what a mass of contradictions, and yet what a prodigy! He is judge of all things, yet a feeble worm. He is repository of truth, and yet sinks into such doubt and error. He is the glory and the scum of the universe!”
- Blaise Pascal, French mathematician & philosopher

 

[DeltaV]

"If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered".
- Edgar Allan Poe

 

[Triplegreen500]

"I drank what?" - Socrates

"Do it right or do it over"

"There's three types of rigging - fast, safe, and cheap. You get to pick two." -John Keller, an old crew manager of mine

 

[Don Frelier]

"It doesn't do you any good sitting in the garage"
Don Frelier

 

[SSmoothie]

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[RTDaddy]

"Illegitmati non carborundum." - "Don't let the bastards grind you down." - Gen. Joseph "Vinegar Joe" Stillwell

 

[Duckmanreno]

Just name a hero and I’ll prove he’s a bum.

Pappy Boyington

 

[SlingLow]

It's a poor craftsman who blames his tools. -My Father

Life is tough. Wear a cup. -My buddy Jeff Brummel (RIP Bro)

I would never be a member of a club that would have me as a member. -Groucho Marx

The only thing constant is change. -Unknown

You can lead a horse to booze, but you can't make him drunk. -Me

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, don't stand in the rain or your brain will rust. _Me again

I tried to become an attorney, but I can't pass the bar. I always stop in for a drink. -Also me (This one is for you @68BabyBlue )
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I'm not sure if I can manage money, but I can manage no money like nobody's business. -Me one more time

One more:

What do you call someone who graduates at the bottom of the class in med school?

Doctor

 

[Dave6T4]

I was born penniless, and have managed to hang on to most of it.

 

[Triplegreen500]

I was born a poor black child....

 

[Don Frelier]

I was born a poor black child....

Navin R. Johnson

 

[themechanic]

 

[themechanic]

 

[MrJLR]

Both faith and fear require you to believe in the unseen.
Take your choice.
~Jeff Rowlette

 

[DeltaV]

“A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new”
- Albert Einstein

 

[DeltaV]

"Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of other's opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary," is widely attributed to late Apple CEO Steve Jobs.

 

[Hey-O]

Friendship is the only beast that's never known to bite until it's dead.

 

[70ChargerRT]

If my *** was a gold mine my arms would be to short to dig it.