68GTX440
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Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into
bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You
died in your sleep, Ray.'
Ray was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too
much to live for. Send me back!'
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can
go back, and that is as a chicken.'
Ray was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a
farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered
with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh?
How's your first day here?'
'Not bad,' replied Ray the hen, 'but I have this strange
feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'
'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me
you've never laid an egg before?' 'Never,' said Ray.
'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster.
'It's no big deal. He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds
later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as
he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg - his
joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the
back of his head, and heard.....
"Ray, wake up! You **** in the bed!"
Getting OLD just ain't what they said it would be…
bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You
died in your sleep, Ray.'
Ray was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too
much to live for. Send me back!'
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can
go back, and that is as a chicken.'
Ray was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a
farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered
with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh?
How's your first day here?'
'Not bad,' replied Ray the hen, 'but I have this strange
feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'
'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me
you've never laid an egg before?' 'Never,' said Ray.
'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster.
'It's no big deal. He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds
later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as
he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg - his
joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the
back of his head, and heard.....
"Ray, wake up! You **** in the bed!"
Getting OLD just ain't what they said it would be…
