Restoration discrimination movement

[Officer Higgins]

After watching this forum and reading posts from mopar community regarding non availability of parts, the expense of parts and services. The prejudice torwards the Chrysler family of vehicles. There needs to me grass roots movement started to have restoration parts costs and restoration services cost reduced. We need Congress to pass legislation to provide low cost loans to mopar owners for restoration parts and services, in addition congress needs to provide rebates to mopar owners of $6000.00 dollar's per year increasing $1000.00 per year for ten years. Any restoration parts provider not willing to reduce cost for parts by 50% and offer free shipping will be subjected to social media persecution and labeled racist and disrespectful of our mopar hobby. Why should the great mopar citizenship be forced to pay in some case's triple the cost of restoration of a camaro, chevelle,or mustang. We need to join together to fight this rampant racism,fascist,xenophobic,persecution of our hobby. Give me free stuff or give me perfectly restored vehicles to start with. Or we just go to the street and break store fronts. Vote for me im 1/1234567899% Chrysler .

 

[Skytrooper]

Now thats a platform I can support !

 

[Officer Higgins]

Now thats a platform I can support !

Thanks man some humor for us mopar guys

 

[chtampa]

I do not believe that you were born Chrysler. I accuse you of adopting that culture after you were born and now wish to capitalize on that heritage by claiming your minority status for whatever rebates you can take advantage of. I would like to see a DNA report and I suspect that there is at the most a minor trace of AMC blood in you which is not native Chrysler, Dodge or even of Plymouth heritage. I would go as far as to say that you own or have owned a Nissan in your past and just use the Dodge Red and the Plymouth Blue to cover your political party flip flopping that you did while an infant. I even wonder about the trace of AMC history and will bet that it is a late arrival to America that only shows Mercedes in your family history. You sir, are a migrant car enthusiast that has taxed the parts availability for us true Mopar citizens and driven the prices up.

 

[Officer Higgins]

I do not believe that you were born Chrysler. I accuse you of adopting that culture after you were born and now wish to capitalize on that heritage by claiming your minority status for whatever rebates you can take advantage of. I would like to see a DNA report and I suspect that there is at the most a minor trace of AMC blood in you which is not native Chrysler, Dodge or even of Plymouth heritage. I would go as far as to say that you own or have owned a Nissan in your past and just use the Dodge Red and the Plymouth Blue to cover your political party flip flopping that you did while an infant. I even wonder about the trace of AMC history and will bet that it is a late arrival to America that only shows Mercedes in your family history. You sir, are a migrant car enthusiast that has taxed the parts availability for us true Mopar citizens and driven the prices up.

security remove this man...i am indeed mexican. Opps security..

 

[moparedtn]

At first I was like...


Then I finally got it and I was like...

 

[hanks73340]

Wait until Amy Schumer finds out about us Mopar owners......... She will insist on never doing any commercials that have a Mopar vehicle in it....
I am voting for Officer Higgins this November!

 

[JB400]

All of this is good until some women in Corvettes come forward and claim you fondled their plastic bumpers and flashed your velocity stack.

 

[Officer Higgins]

All of this is good until some women in Corvettes come forward and claim you fondled their plastic bumpers and flashed your velocity stack.

shooosh keep that quiet trying to shake congress down for money.

 

[khryslerkid]

Shall we call you a Dreamer ?

I don't want the Government to have anything to do with my car!

 

[slimt]

I would like to be thankful Mine does not have a computer in it where it could be cancelled out at any given time.. its nice having control without being controlled..

 

[MW 413]

You had to have been brought home from the hospital or just born in a Mopar. Me, 1955 Plymouth Savoy 2dr/HT.

 

[slimt]

You had to have been brought home from the hospital or just born in a Mopar. Me, 1955 Plymouth Savoy 2dr/HT.

heres mine...

 

[Budnicks]

I was the product of the back seat of a 57 Savoy 2 dr wagon

does that count as having MoPar in my veins ?

 

[Officer Higgins]

As long as you are 1/ 236896436% then yes.

 

[5.7 hemi]

I was conceived in a 63 Plymouth, almost born in that car and taken home in that car. Do I qualify as being Chrysler?

 

[moparedtn]

I would like to be thankful Mine does not have a computer in it where it could be cancelled out at any given time.. its nice having control without being controlled..

Control is an illusion. If "they" want you, it doesn't take much to get you.
Much better to fly under the radar - and remain vigilant.

 

[moparedtn]

You had to have been brought home from the hospital or just born in a Mopar. Me, 1955 Plymouth Savoy 2dr/HT.

Does a '58 Rambler American wagon count?

 

[moparedtn]

As long as you are 1/ 236896436% then yes.

 

[Jerry Hall]

"Why should the great mopar citizenship be forced to pay in some case's triple the cost of restoration of a camaro, chevelle,or mustang. "

Because they are worth 3 times as much and in most cases 3 times as fast.