Retiree Vacuuming

[Richard Cranium]

A retiree sits around the house all day,
So, one day his wife says,"Joe, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week".
The guy gives it a moment's thought and says:
"Sure, why not. Where's the vacuum?"
Half an hour later, Joe walks into the kitchen to get some coffee.
His wife says, "I didn't hear the vacuum running. I thought you were going to use it."
Exasperated, Joe answers, "The stupid thing is broken. It won't start. We need to buy a new one."
"Really", she says, "Show me - It worked fine the last time I used it".



So, he showed her....

https://videos.files.wordpress.com/Xblfe4qf/retired-vacum-cleaner_dvd.mp4

 

[JB400]

Must be a two stroke engine

 

[33 IMP]

Just needs a shot of quick-start, where is the carb intake?

 

[khryslerkid]

Choke it you fool!

Hey @33 IMP, I like your avatar

 

[33 IMP]

They do look kinda similar, dont they?!

 

[33 IMP]

Kryslerkid, yours is about a 1000%nicer than mine.
I'm gonna change up the avatar when i can get a decent shot of my imps, but till then this will do.

 

[khryslerkid]

Kryslerkid, yours is about a 1000%nicer than mine.
I'm gonna change up the avatar when i can get a decent shot of my imps, but till then this will do.

I wouldn't say that! I just made my avatar and it was neat to see yours being a '62 doing a burnout. Don't see that everyday

 

[33 IMP]

Irwindale,ca. An old film photo of my car and my thumb

 

[oldbee]

A retiree sits around the house all day,
So, one day his wife says,"Joe, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week".
The guy gives it a moment's thought and says:
"Sure, why not. Where's the vacuum?"
Half an hour later, Joe walks into the kitchen to get some coffee.
His wife says, "I didn't hear the vacuum running. I thought you were going to use it."
Exasperated, Joe answers, "The stupid thing is broken. It won't start. We need to buy a new one."
"Really", she says, "Show me - It worked fine the last time I used it".



So, he showed her....

https://videos.files.wordpress.com/Xblfe4qf/retired-vacum-cleaner_dvd.mp4

I LOVE IT!!!!

 

[snakeoil24]

I thought he was going to say he had a week to get it done.

 

[hanks73340]