Rodney Dangerfield’s Guide to Auto Repair

[Richard Cranium]

Rodney was one funny dude!!!

 

[Don selleck]

saw him in Vegas in the early 90's, great show.

 

[chargervert]

My wife she cooks so bad that the flies chipped in and brought her a screen door!

 

[chargervert]

And my girlfriend Morgan Fairchild.....whom I've seen naked......then I got cold and put my robe on! Lol

 

[WileE]

My girlfriend/wife-to-be patronized his restaurant in NYC in the 70's, and he did a skit for us customers. He was a riot ! One of the best ever. Talked to us customers as well, he was a very personable guy.

 

[padam]

“Did she say it was the tv repairman?”

Hilarious!

 

[cr8crshr]

My Wife??? My wife...She's so fat that when she sits around the house, SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!!! My Wife...She's so fat that she has more chins than a Chinese phone book...cr8crshr/Bill

 

[zyzzyx]

My Wife! She's so dumb, it takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes!

 

[chargervert]

My wife she said that she wanted to have sex in the back seat of the car, she wanted me to drive!

 

[WileE]

I get no respect. I went to my doctor, he told me I needed an operation. I told him I need another opinion. He said, " ok, you're ugly".

 

[Budnicks]

Hid character in 'Caddy Shack' was great,
hey baby I bet you were something before the depression,
want to earn $14 buck the hard way ? or something like that

he was one of the best guests on the Johnny Carson Tonight Show
Johnathon Winters & Robin Williams too

 

[64BEL]

Here you go, Bud!