sheep

[moparstuart]

a man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and >> says...>>>> "Honey, this is the cow I make love to >> when you have a headache.">>>>>> The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, >> looks up and says,>> "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know >> that's a sheep,>> Not a cow.">>>> The guy replies, "If you weren't such a >> presumptuous bitch,>> You'd realize I was talking to the sheep.">>

 

[69HEMICORONETR/TCONV]

:rolling:

 

[Revhendo]

stop, you're killing me. Did you get a new joke book for your birthday?

 

[moparstuart]

no just have tons of friends who email me jokes constanly