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1: You need glasses to find your glasses.
2: "Happy hour" means nap time.
3: Your children look middle aged.
4: The twinkle in your eye is from your bifocals.
5: Almost everything hurts, the parts that don't, don't work.
6: You are old enough to know better, but too old to care.
7:You have the morning after feeling, but you didn't go out the night before.
8: The mind is willing, but the flesh is weak.
9: You've seen and done it all, but can't remember any of it.
10: You get winded playing cards.
11: Your little black book is empty.
12: Your back goes out more than you do.
2: "Happy hour" means nap time.
3: Your children look middle aged.
4: The twinkle in your eye is from your bifocals.
5: Almost everything hurts, the parts that don't, don't work.
6: You are old enough to know better, but too old to care.
7:You have the morning after feeling, but you didn't go out the night before.
8: The mind is willing, but the flesh is weak.
9: You've seen and done it all, but can't remember any of it.
10: You get winded playing cards.
11: Your little black book is empty.
12: Your back goes out more than you do.
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