An Angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and pre-marital sex if she wants to get into Heaven.
The woman said she would try her best.
The Angel visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.
"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking.
But then I bent over to look in the freezer, and
my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs in high heels,
he pulled up my skirt and had at it right then and there."
"You realize they don't like that in Heaven, don’t you?" responded the Angel.
The lady replied: "Well, they’re not that crazy about it in Costco either!"
The woman said she would try her best.
The Angel visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.
"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking.
But then I bent over to look in the freezer, and
my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs in high heels,
he pulled up my skirt and had at it right then and there."
"You realize they don't like that in Heaven, don’t you?" responded the Angel.
The lady replied: "Well, they’re not that crazy about it in Costco either!"
