Stopping spam sales calls?

[patrick66]

I'll answer one of several ways -

"Sheriff's Department, Fraud Division, Deputy Muckenfutz, how can I help you?"
"Happy Hour Mortuary, you stab 'em,, we slab 'em, stiffs our specialty!"
"Happy Harvey's Used Cars and Whorehouse, we'll take you for a ride either way!"
"You're Caller Number Six, what is the answer to today's thousand dollar trivia question?"

And my favorite:

"What the **** do you want?"

 

[kiwigtx]

How do you know the charge Roger ?

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