Strange: Not One Of These 20,000 People Left The Beach To Use The Bathroom Today

Richard Cranium

FBBO Gold Member
FBBO Gold Member
Local time
7:34 PM
Joined
Feb 20, 2012
Messages
43,177
Reaction score
120,850
Location
Maskachusetts
Jul 18, 2022
62d574bcafc9d62d574bcafc9e.jpg



OCEAN CITY, NJ — Authorities doing a survey on beachgoer bathroom habits noted that none of the 20,000 people visiting the beach last weekend left once to use the bathroom. The survey team had been performing the study to see whether they should install public restrooms on the vacation town's beaches.

"It's very strange: normally, humans have to pee every 2-3 hours," said city commissioner Doug Jordan, the supervisor of the survey. "These folks were all out here for at least 8 hours, and yet our team didn't notice a single one of them leaving the beach to use the bathroom all day."

Jordan said his team also observed that, "Every 2-3 hours, people would get up and wade waist-deep into the ocean, stand there alone for 30-40 seconds, and then walk back to their beach chairs. We have no idea what they were doing out there."

Finally, the survey noted that during the busy weekend day at the beach, the water temperature rose about two degrees and the water took on a distinctly yellowish hue in the afternoon. "We really have no idea what's causing that either," Jordan said. "I guess it's just another one of nature's mysteries."

At publishing time, Ocean City officials said the survey concluded that no bathrooms were needed on the beaches since nobody had to pee all day, anyway.
 

Rick@Laysons

FBBO Vendor
FBBO Sponsor
Local time
5:34 PM
Joined
Oct 1, 2008
Messages
776
Reaction score
1,307
Location
Lakewood, WA
.....and people wonder why the great whites are always cruising so close to the shore.....maybe there's "something" in the water????

:lol:
 

Tony Tee

Well-Known Member
Local time
8:34 PM
Joined
Jun 4, 2018
Messages
851
Reaction score
1,076
Location
ocala florida
Just put up some signs. ( urine contains small amounts of blood and blood attracts sharks! )
 

Don Frelier

FBBO Gold Member
FBBO Gold Member
Local time
8:34 PM
Joined
Oct 11, 2016
Messages
6,158
Reaction score
8,114
Location
Ionia, NY
There are essentially 2 types of swimmers:
Those who swim
Those who lie
 

GetX'd

Making Life Great Again!
FBBO Gold Member
Local time
5:34 PM
Joined
Jul 20, 2014
Messages
10,791
Reaction score
10,644
Location
Laguna Beach, CA
The only time I pee in the water is when scuba diving - no choice and besides it warms the dive suit a bit. Lol
 

Hey-O

FBBO Gold Member
FBBO Gold Member
Local time
7:34 PM
Joined
Nov 21, 2018
Messages
15,814
Reaction score
55,200
Location
St. Charles, MO
Fortunately the current pulls it out........................ NOT!!!
 

Top