"Testing the waters" the latest annoying trend in listings.

[Armyvet25]

some of the funniest are when you're willing to trade for similar/other goods, got offered a pear bowling ball once, bout fell outta my chair. For a car project no less

 

[Unkle Krusty]

FREE.
Is the catch word I used in my last adds for XS1100 motorcycles.
But it seems the item has to be running quite well, and I provide free delivery.
But my add also says. If the items are not picked up by the third week in January, they will go in the big steel bin.
Modern youth can not make something run if it has carbs, and they can not make it run if it has fuel injection.

 

[Armyvet25]

FREE.
Is the catch word I used in my last adds for XS1100 motorcycles.
But it seems the item has to be running quite well, and I provide free delivery.
But my add also says. If the items are not picked up by the third week in January, they will go in the big steel bin.
Modern youth can not make something run if it has carbs, and they can not make it run if it has fuel injection.

cracks me up when ads say if not sold by this(insert day) going to the scrap yard, but they're asking 1k to 2k for the item the scrap yard will prob only give 2-3 hundred for, and they won't budge on price, liar liar or retarded

 

[1967coronet]

I have always liked to raise the price when dealing with A holes. That seems to get the point across pretty fast.
You list a part or even a car ect and the 1st call or text is( what's your real price or bottom dollar ? )
I just respond with a higher price than what I had listed.
You wish to deal, ask me legit questions , ask me for more detailed pics or a time to meet and look it over.

 

[Unkle Krusty]

I already checked at our local recycle yard. They have a tractor that can lift the bikes off my trailer. Might cost me a little bit.
It cots them about $400 to get the bin to to the big island.
I will remove a few items that may be needed later on.
I am switching from heavy tanks for winter riding, to lighter weight bikes.

 

[Armyvet25]

I already checked at our local recycle yard. They have a tractor that can lift the bikes off my trailer. Might cost me a little bit.
It cots them about $400 to get the bin to to the big island.
I will remove a few items that may be needed later on.
I am switching from heavy tanks for winter riding, to lighter weight bikes.

wrong thread??

 

[padam]

FREE.
Is the catch word I used in my last adds for XS1100 motorcycles.
But it seems the item has to be running quite well, and I provide free delivery.
But my add also says. If the items are not picked up by the third week in January, they will go in the big steel bin.
Modern youth can not make something run if it has carbs, and they can not make it run if it has fuel injection.

Hahaha this reminds me of a funny (kinda long) story.
Back when our kids were little my wife took them to Alabama to visit her parents and fam. She brought home a mongrel puppy in addition to the kids when she came back to Ohio.

This puppy was incorrigible and would bite like the dickens. One of my kids was still a baby and I didn’t want to take chances, so I put an ad in the local trader paper (pre-internet) for a FREE puppy. Clearly stated that the dog was NOT good with children.

The only call I got was a younger urban sounding lady who asked if I could deliver it. I had to think about that for about 1/2 second before I said yes.

So I took the puppy there, a house on the edge of town that seemed like 4 generations of the family lived there. Including a bunch of young kids. What!?!
I turned the dog over, and started talking to an old guy who seemed to be the patriarch. We shot the bull for awhile til one of the kids came running up crying and said “Grampa that dog bit me.” He replied “That dog didn’t bite you. Quit your lying and go back in the house.”

I figured that was a good time for me to leave, so I said goodbye and got on down the road.

 

[Dibbons]

I don't have a problem explaining why I'm selling, I just tell the truth: (i.e. "restored two vehicles already and funds are no longer available to restore a third)