The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

[Kern Dog]

The night was late in 1994. The name she gave me was "Rita" though I know it was not her real name. I went through 4 rubbers that night but my last effort was not successful. It was like trying to push a rope uphill.

 

[GetX'd]

Hey man, I have to call bullshit on this...."ALL night long" ??? Really? Even during the ages of 17-30, Not me nor anyone I knew ever did it that long. Imagine even in the Summer when the dark of night is maybe 8 1/2 or 9 hours, who can do it non stop for that long? Seriously....Viagra or not, who can continue to hammer away for 8 hours? Even if you could, I'd guess she would dry out, you'd both be sore and raw, you'd get dehydrated from sweating too.
In theory, it sounds great but I have to defer to the science aspect. Maybe this is a topic for the people over at MythBusters.

You’ve never met junior back when he was in his prime....... Thank god for that.... lol

 

[Cranky]

The night was late in 1994. The name she gave me was "Rita" though I know it was not her real name. I went through 4 rubbers that night but my last effort was not successful. It was like trying to push a rope uphill.

Rubbers!? How old are you man lol. Back in my dad, wasn't very many that wanted to do that....

 

[GTXperience]

Catherine Zeta-Jones all night long....

Only if she were a mute. ;)

 

[GTXperience]

Hey man, I have to call bullshit on this...."ALL night long" ??? Really? Even during the ages of 17-30, Not me nor anyone I knew ever did it that long. Imagine even in the Summer when the dark of night is maybe 8 1/2 or 9 hours, who can do it non stop for that long? Seriously....Viagra or not, who can continue to hammer away for 8 hours? Even if you could, I'd guess she would dry out, you'd both be sore and raw, you'd get dehydrated from sweating too.
In theory, it sounds great but I have to defer to the science aspect. Maybe this is a topic for the people over at MythBusters.

Break out the egg timer! ;)

 

[GTXperience]

And a sammich somewhere in between.

Or in our case, it was cold pasta from the fridge. ;)

 

[GTXperience]

The night was late in 1994. The name she gave me was "Rita" though I know it was not her real name. I went through 4 rubbers that night but my last effort was not successful. It was like trying to push a rope uphill.

Kern, just as long as the name was Rita and not L-O-L-A. Teasing.
Sounds like you may have needed a splint for #4. ;)

 

[Kern Dog]

Rubbers!? How old are you man lol. Back in my dad, wasn't very many that wanted to do that....

How old? I turned 52 yesterday.
I met "Rita" in a Dance Club/Bar. She was 5'2, maybe 105 lbs and had a 34D chest. Blonde hair and looked like a sweet and innocent small town girl. I saw her a few weeks later and she told me that her real name was Karen and that she went out with friends that night because she was really pissed at her boyfriend. What ???
Rubbers...I still call them that. I usually wore them with an unknown Woman. I wasn't a big fan of wearing a cock sock but it was better that having no sex at all, right?

 

[Cranky]

I'm 66 and on the down slope heading for 67....and can't remember any girls that said 'wait, do you have a rain coat' except for one and she did the spermicide deal. Made things more wet for sure.....but she already had one kid and didn't want another. back in 69, it wasn't real common being a single mom.

 

[Kern Dog]

My time in the spotlight was just after AIDS was a big thing. I was in between Wives from 93-99 and about half the Women I met up with mentioned condoms/rubbers. I wasn't suited up every time though. The media had people thinking that every unprotected encounter was a Russian Roulette experience. In all my years, I have never known anyone that contracted HIV, Hepatitis or any STD/VD. I had a couple of buddies that were "racing" each other to reach 100 "scores". I was happier with a few quality women rather than 100 skanks.

 

[Cranky]

My time in the spotlight was just after AIDS was a big thing. I was in between Wives from 93-99 and about half the Women I met up with mentioned condoms/rubbers. I wasn't suited up every time though. The media had people thinking that every unprotected encounter was a Russian Roulette experience. In all my years, I have never known anyone that contracted HIV, Hepatitis or any STD/VD. I had a couple of buddies that were "racing" each other to reach 100 "scores". I was happier with a few quality women rather than 100 skanks.

Clap clap clap......3 times! That's when I decided married life was the thing to do but found out way too late that it's much more expensive than treatment LOL

 

[WileE]

Oh, Boy. Here I am thinking I might see something about a black bra, or photos....

 

[MarPar]

Oh, Boy. Here I am thinking I might see something about a black bra, or photos....

ask and ye shall receive...

 

[WileE]

ask and ye shall receive...

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