The gospel according to Trump.

[mmissile]

Donald Trump is constantly bombarded concerning his spirituality, alleged Christian beliefs and so forth. He was recently asked if he could quote any Bible verses. He replied, "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you do not have to feed him again." Trump 20:17

 

[mobileparts]

And if he is a towel head -- he probably has a dead fish in there -- because, man, they stink!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Probably never passed the "pit spray" aisle in the supermarket, either.....)

 

[super-bee_ski]

Very good!

 

[Car Nut]