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Deceased, But not forgotton
A Utah Mormon was seated next to an Irish Catholic on a flight back to States from London . After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey and a glass of Guinness, which were promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores."
The Irishman then handed his drinks back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
The Irishman asked for a whiskey and a glass of Guinness, which were promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores."
The Irishman then handed his drinks back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."