The OFFICIAL Happy Thanksgiving to all Thread

[69Bee]

Happy thanksgiving to All Yall...

 

[QuickBpBp]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone and remember.

 

[DeltaV]

Supposedly from 1970

 

[khryslerkid]

Happy Thanksgiving!

 

[Nutso]

Happy thanksgiving guys!!

 

[ct71rr]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

 

[themechanic]

I just looked that one up.
Hilarious

Yep

 

[66ChargerHI-PO]

 

[Richard Cranium]

Family Holding Out Hope This Will Finally Be Thanksgiving Where Turkey Explodes In Epic Fireball​

Nov 26, 2025

BOISE, ID — Members of a local family are holding out hope that this might finally be the year they get to see their Thanksgiving turkey explode in an epic fireball, just like in all those local news segments warning of the dangers of turkeys exploding in epic fireballs.

"Yeah, I saw it on Channel 7 News one time where the fire department clumsily dunked a turkey in a wobbly deep fryer, and the whole thing ignited in a beautiful and massive explosion," said Uncle Frank, who helped with the disappointingly uneventful turkey preparation this year. "Someday, maybe I'll see it in person."

"That would be so cool."

Experts have confirmed that if you fill a deep fryer with too much oil, and then splash a fully frozen turkey into the oil at full force over and over again with no regard to safety whatsoever, a cool explosion will ensue. "Every year, we warn of this growing existential threat against American families," said KTVB Anchor Justin Corr. "Also, we just need interesting content. Explosions do well. Please watch our news... please."

Sources say the local family, while disappointed in the complete lack of fiery excitement this year, expects that next year will be a different story. "I might just have to go with some Tannerite next year," said Uncle Frank. "I'm getting tired of waiting for an exploding turkey."

At publishing time, the family was holding out hope for a Christmas light electrical fire this Christmas.

 

[SteveSS]

Happy Thanksgiving to all you folks with a lot of my same mental weaknesses for shiny things that go fast and soft things that have boobs.

 

[Dennis H]

Got an invite from our next door neighbor, Esther. She has some family over and has room for us. We can’t travel right now, and the kids are 3k miles away and don’t care. Neighbors are TDS, so Dennis will be SILENT except for two words. “Thank You.

This year I have an opportunity to help a good friend. Really feels good to do that. Neighbor used to be a Caterer. She will make either beef or ham too for a family member who doesn't eat turkey. I’ll eat that. Zero travel for us.

Worse than I thought. From Mamala not elected due to racism, to Epstein, to wishing the Orange Man would be killed. “Offer it up as my 5th Grade Nun would say. Wasn’t easy. Multi generations drinking the Kool Aide here.

 

[kiwigtx]

Worse than I thought. From Mamala not elected due to racism, to Epstein, to wishing the Orange Man would be killed. “Offer it up as my 5th Grade Nun would say. Wasn’t easy. Multi generations drinking the Kool Aide here.

My commiserations to you Dennis....must have been a hard ride biting your tongue that long.

 

[QuickBpBp]

Worse than I thought. From Mamala not elected due to racism, to Epstein, to wishing the Orange Man would be killed. “Offer it up as my 5th Grade Nun would say. Wasn’t easy. Multi generations drinking the Kool Aide here.

Sorry you had to deal with that. Amazing the stuff people believe let alone think. That's about all I can say here...