the Wife DESTROYS the kitchen.....

[Ironbuilt]

My wife is 5 foot nothing and my whole house is spotless.

 

[ZR9B]

My wife is cooking now...let's see what happens

 

[BeeKool]

My personal annoyance is not rinsing the dishes off immediately after use. It makes washing them much easier. I usually wash a sinkfull everyday when I'm home for lunchbreak. I do the dishes mostly, and she wipes the kids *** mostly. Good trade IMO

 

[1967coronet440]

I do the cooking in the summer, grill everyday

 

[1967coronet440]

I dont know about walking in your shoes LOl, but hey you did call her a "slob", and she must be a really nice easy going person to laugh over you writing that in this forum. If i was you id still not chance it and show her, you just never know with woman.
Greg i mean no real offense but we all have our plus and minus's and what ever works for you both is good enough. Buy her those flowers anyway.

My wife gets flowers every week, she loves it.

 

[eldubb440]

I unloaded a full dishwasher in less than 3 minutes while heating up some turkey for Rebel (cause it's frozen)...…. Kitchen has remained clean..... who knew it could be so simple? Art of the Deal lmao!

time to look for the next battle

 

[bm02tj]

My wife makes all our nieces and nephews a library chair ladder for a wedding gift when they get married
It helps the ladies get to the high cupboards and it is a spare chair that looks nice
and they all love them

 

[steve from staten island]

My wife gets flowers every week, she loves it.

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Now your one classy guy. Thats a very nice thing to do. I actually started buying flowers every week a few months ago for no special reason. My wife likes the way they look on a hutch we have. So keeping her happy is a wise investment LOL

 

[Kern Dog]

My wife is 5 foot nothing and my whole house is spotless.

Mine is the same height and my place is NOT spotless. Height has nothing to do with clutter or dust.
I wouldn't risk changing her. What if she got better at cleaning but quit cooking or became bitchy???

 

[steve from staten island]

Mine is the same height and my place is NOT spotless. Height has nothing to do with clutter or dust.
I wouldn't risk changing her. What if she got better at cleaning but quit cooking or became bitchy???

Im betting your wife has one heck of a great personality.

 

[Ironbuilt]

Im betting your wife has one heck of a great personality.

Or really good in the sack.

 

[Kern Dog]

She wiggles well and has such a fun time, I don't have to be all that great and things still work out well for both of us.

 

[eldubb440]

I suppose the "I'd hit it" smiley would be crossing some kind of line, huh?

 

[Ironbuilt]

I suppose the "I'd hit it" smiley would be crossing some kind of line, huh?

 

[Pops1967GTX]

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[eldubb440]

to be fair, my kitchen may be trashed; but my trailer hitch is spotless

 

[ESOXER]

Dont know what's shes shaking but shes shaking it all right

 

[Cranky]

When I get close to running out of clean forks etc, I watch the ditches

 

[coronet68mx]

I unloaded a full dishwasher in less than 3 minutes while heating up some turkey for Rebel (cause it's frozen)...…. Kitchen has remained clean..... who knew it could be so simple? Art of the Deal lmao!

time to look for the next battle

I can feel your pain my brother because I have the same problem with my wife, my biggest victory is that now at least she wash her dishes and not leave it dirty in the sink, but you should know your fighting a lost battle, no way in hell you can beat your wife in the kitchen, just to piss you off she will do the same thing over and over, and over again

 

[Cranky]

I can feel your pain my brother because I have the same problem with my wife, my biggest victory is that now at least she wash her dishes and not leave it dirty in the sink, but you should know your fighting a lost battle, no way in hell you can beat your wife in the kitchen, just to piss you off she will do the same thing over and over, and over again

Some times you just never win. My X used to bitch at me for not putting my shoes up when she had at least 3 pair laying around. It was like I could do no right and she could do no wrong. Leaving lights on all over the house didn't sit well with me. It's a waste of energy and money but to her, I was the one leaving them on. Same way with the ceiling fans. No one is home but half the lights are on and all the fans too. Gave up a long time ago saying anything but I guess that wasn't what she wanted. I know one thing, my grocery bill went WAY down after she left and so did my credit card bill! Hope she isn't still spending like she did because she's going to be in bad shape soon if she is.