Today's Darwin award goes to............

[Richard Cranium]

A man in India was mauled to death after 'trying to take a selfie' with a bear


https://amp.businessinsider.com/a-m...er-trying-to-take-a-selfie-with-a-bear-2018-5

 

[T2R9]

Brilliant!

 

[flypaper]

Did he get the selfie at least?

 

[kiwigtx]

One less asshole calling me up to repairs my windows.

 

[JB400]

Good to hear the bear is being treated for his injuries

 

[Bobo]

great news

 

[moparedtn]

I like the one where the cinematographer got head butted by a giraffe and was thrown 16' in the air.
He dead.

 

[Basket case]

gotta thin the heard somehow

 

[Ranger16]

One less asshole calling me up to repairs my windows.

I think you mean "vindows".

 

[DeltaV]

Statistically speaking, a country of 1.4 billion people will have a lot of idiots.

 

[davek]

bleepin dumb *** sorry about that.

 

[WileE]

This is the epitome of a bearer of bad news.

 

[PurpleBeeper]

This is the epitome of a bearer of bad news.

Awww geez....I'm throwing popcorn from the back row on that one.
Years ago my wife and I were near the Grand Canyon. 3 large elk (?) were eating grass next to the road and a bunch of cars had stopped. She wanted to take a picture and GOT HER BACK AGAINST OUR CAR with one elk about 5'-6' in front of her. I was maybe 20' off to the side (still too close). She was staring right down the barrel taking a picture & I got a picture of her doing it. I semi-quietly said, "Honey, that's a wild animal". I think she got very lucky that day that the elk didn't get spooked.

 

[68gtxman]

 

[chargervert]

I can't bear to watch that!

 

[WileE]

Awww geez....I'm throwing popcorn from the back row on that one.
Years ago my wife and I were near the Grand Canyon. 3 large elk (?) were eating grass next to the road and a bunch of cars had stopped. She wanted to take a picture and GOT HER BACK AGAINST OUR CAR with one elk about 5'-6' in front of her. I was maybe 20' off to the side (still too close). She was staring right down the barrel taking a picture & I got a picture of her doing it. I semi-quietly said, "Honey, that's a wild animal". I think she got very lucky that day that the elk didn't get spooked.

Most of my one-liners are unbearable.

 

[PurpleBeeper]

Most of my one-liners are unbearable.

Yeah, it was funny though....for me, not for the guy with the bear

 

[Budnicks]

that's just thinning the gene pool

 

[kiwigtx]

 

[G.V.Charger]

Statistically speaking, a country of 1.4 billion people will have a lot of idiots.

India holds the world record for selfie deaths...

Looked up a few statistics....wow......never knew, I should keep an eye on the Coke machine.( insert Jaws soundtrack)