Obituary here:
Sad news to report-
Thomas B.Turkey has been called to the great beyond. Tom was the victim of an unfortunate workplace incident at an unnamed processing facility this past Monday.
Tom was hatched and spent all of his life at a sprawling turkey resort in southern Pennsylvania with over 20,000 of his brothers, sisters, and other relatives. Always the "king of the coop", he was affectionately known as "Butterball" because of his massive stature. He leaves behind many of his kin, but efforts to locate them have been extremely difficult.
A service will be held this Thursday @2pm, immediately followed by a "seasonal" meal in his honor. Tom's last request to be stuffed will of course be honored.
Friends and family are welcome to attend, but be mindful of Pennsylvania's travel and Covid restrictions.
RSVP's are required
PS-- those who have already sent an RSVP with the following will be considered as a yes for attending.
FU#K OFF GOV WOLF!
KISS MY A$$ LEVINE!
FIRE FAUCI !!!
Sad news to report-
Thomas B.Turkey has been called to the great beyond. Tom was the victim of an unfortunate workplace incident at an unnamed processing facility this past Monday.
Tom was hatched and spent all of his life at a sprawling turkey resort in southern Pennsylvania with over 20,000 of his brothers, sisters, and other relatives. Always the "king of the coop", he was affectionately known as "Butterball" because of his massive stature. He leaves behind many of his kin, but efforts to locate them have been extremely difficult.
A service will be held this Thursday @2pm, immediately followed by a "seasonal" meal in his honor. Tom's last request to be stuffed will of course be honored.
Friends and family are welcome to attend, but be mindful of Pennsylvania's travel and Covid restrictions.
RSVP's are required
PS-- those who have already sent an RSVP with the following will be considered as a yes for attending.
FU#K OFF GOV WOLF!
KISS MY A$$ LEVINE!
FIRE FAUCI !!!
