Ugliest damn wheels I have ever seen.

[multimopes]

front tire came off – wish it had been a girl’s bike I was on

OUCH!

 

[SattyNoCar]

same deal when the chain broke another time flattening my balls

You brought back a painful memory I thought I had blocked out of my mind. Thanks. You know the padding for the gooseneck that was sooooo common/popular? Well, if hit hard enough, you could still leave an impression of said gooseneck on your nether regions.