Valentine's day is coming up..

[Darthomas]

And I find myself divorced.
Can't begin to think about any kind of re-start until I dig out.

However, I am still connected to the ex,
(unfortunately) and not quite done with Valentine's day.

I'd like to send her ten pounds of Anthracite coal.

From somewhere that she don't know..
Somewhere like Hazelton Pennsylvania, where anthracite was stripped out and I saw lots of it laying around just off the roads.
I'd pay a good amount for anyone to spend 2-3 hours to ship a load just as bright and shiny black as her heart.
Bituminous is too soft for her..
I'm really not a hurtful person at all, but sometimes love must be properly acknowledged. And she's really doesn't need a full debriefing with facts, she knows...

But here we are, looking at Valentine's Day, and a 10 pound box of blue-black Anthracite, delivered to her at the enormous "mmphl snldf"
elegant urban ultra expensive jewelry counter in the big downtown would say exactly the right thing.

I'll pay shipping and throw $50 to anyone willing or make an offer if that won't cover your time.

After being away from her now for a while, I remember the part of me that I found in Bateman's Bay, and how much I felt at home and how men dealt with women there, and I feel the inner Oz-dude again.

Thanks to all the Southern Cross guys for being a real help with this.
It's gettin' biggah!

 

[polywideblock]

too simple , by a dozen roses ( boxed ) now and put them somewhere cool to do their dying thing like your lost love and then send them to her anonymously . yeah its what I did the first year
you can escalate from there as time goes by , dog turds in an empty chocolate tray back in the box wrapped all pretty is another good one

 

[Darthomas]

I need it to be this specially measured gesture.
Not done yet in court, you see.

 

[mmissile]

Let it go.

 

[GetX'd]

X2

 

[5.7 hemi]

"Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap"!!

 

[khryslerkid]

X3 You need to come out being the good guy.

Years ago, mine left me three months behind on all of the payments including the mortgage. The whole time I was giving her the money to pay the bills. She thought she would put me under then file for divorce. Stupid woman, if I would have lost the place to foreclosure, she wouldn't have received anything.

I worked to save the place and then bought her out. Our lawyers were a couple of crooks. Use just one to do the paperwork and settle out of court! There's better times ahead. Look at it as she's doing you a favor. Good luck.

By the way, mine told me she was leaving me on Valentines day! Then gave me the divorce papers on my birthday in March.

 

[moparwacko]

X3 let it and her go, know you still care and all, but that's almost a days worth of heat to us coal crackers hehe

 

[Darthomas]

Oh, she's real gone....

I'm not hangin on or trying to.

guess I'll just let IRS know about income she probably won't be reporting, that I have documented.

 

[polywideblock]

"revenge is a dish best served cold" , **** letting them get away with it . yeah I hold grudges for years if necessary

 

[5.7 hemi]

Lol!!

 

[Fat Daddy]

Going through the same and thank God I bought my '68 waaaaayyy before I met her (pre-marital asset the sharks call it). I agree with mmissle and moparwacko. Take her rock climbing and...let her go...

 

[Darthomas]

Well, I do already have one big old chunk of coal, about 4x5x6, that I did not send her for Christmas. If only I could find a used Chanel box.

 

[mmissile]

see post #4....again

 

[Darthomas]

Aww, I gotta have some cheap fun..
Last week's pay is 24.16 for 24.75 hrs work, so that's a stunning 99.something cents per hour I net.
Prev week, 36 hours reg, 24.5 OT.
This is the new normalized schedule as it works out in pay.
Where the proper child support withholding would be 20%, one week she gets 98.4%, the next week she only gets 33%..
My net is about 11.75 per hour and I ask what is my motivation..
When I worked out the $2.08 paycheck into real money it was about 8.85 cents per hour.

 

[Ranger16]

Gives new meaning to the term "cheaper to keep her".

 

[DeltaV]

Just walk away (and don't look back)