bm02tj
Well-Known Member
What an EXCELLENT weight loss program!! ......Well-almost.
CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent
12 Calories
Without her consent
2,187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands
8 Calories
With one hand
12 Calories
With your teeth
485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection
6 Calories
Without an erection
3,315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary
12 Calories
69 lying down
78 Calories
69 standing up
812 Calories
Wheelbarrow
216 Calories
Doggy Style
326 Calories
Italian chandelier
2,912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real
112 Calories
Fake
1,315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging
18 Calories
Getting up immediately
36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately
816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years
36 Calories
30-39 years
80 Calories
40-49 years
124 Calories
50-59 years
1,972 Calories
60-69 years
7,916 Calories
70 and over
Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly..
32 Calories
In a hurry
98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door
5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door
13,521 Calories
Results may vary!
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD
Right now, as you read this,
Over 50 Million couples are having SEX!
And you're on the computer!!!
CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent
12 Calories
Without her consent
2,187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands
8 Calories
With one hand
12 Calories
With your teeth
485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection
6 Calories
Without an erection
3,315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary
12 Calories
69 lying down
78 Calories
69 standing up
812 Calories
Wheelbarrow
216 Calories
Doggy Style
326 Calories
Italian chandelier
2,912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real
112 Calories
Fake
1,315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging
18 Calories
Getting up immediately
36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately
816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years
36 Calories
30-39 years
80 Calories
40-49 years
124 Calories
50-59 years
1,972 Calories
60-69 years
7,916 Calories
70 and over
Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly..
32 Calories
In a hurry
98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door
5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door
13,521 Calories
Results may vary!
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD
Right now, as you read this,
Over 50 Million couples are having SEX!
And you're on the computer!!!
