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Today I was laid off. This will be like a OWP Story time.
I'm a Software QA and for the last 4ish years I've worked exclusively from home, I lucked into the gig during the pandemic. Today I wake up, walk across the hall and log in, get coffee and sit back down and see an email marked important about a re-org and if you are affected you will be invited to a meeting with the VP who sent the email and the HR person. Two messages up from that I see the meeting invite.
I message my manager to ask, she says she doesn't know, can she have my number to call me. I ask what kind of manager is she that she doesn't know my phone number? I like to mess with people
She calls and says she has a meeting too and this is all new to her (out of state company, tech layoffs don't happen there like they do in Cali), anyway 30mins later she is laid off.
My meeting is scheduled at 10AM but I have a 9:30AM meeting to run which I do 4 days a week. I tell the people who didn't know whats going on, by now the person I work closest with on that team was also let go. I let them know its looking like my last meeting with them but we'll see.
Now the 10AM starts and right off the bat I ask the VP is this finally my chance to tell him what I really think of him? HR looks nervous then realizes its a joke, I mentioned messing with people and I used to report directly to this guy. So sure enough its a standard lay off and they give me details on the package etc. HR mentions my question about my ins rep status (I don't sell ins but I can see so many transactional details that they have me go through the process for legal coverage) was the best question they have gotten so far today. I let them know I always drop gems like that, this is what they are throwing away. Maybe I'm just insufferable and thats why they are getting rid of me.
So I saved some money and am not in any dire straits, but I will cut back on things because thats just how I am if money is not coming in. I'll even go to the extreme of cooking for myself, which I've not really done since I took this job. Hope the oven and stove still work!
I guess I will also pay more attention when someone says they are interested in buying any of my cars, for the right price they are all for sale after all. There is a good chance I will sell the 2022 Maverick back to Carvana since I'm close to even on the loan and it would eliminate my biggest monthly bill. I'll be bummed, I really like the little truck but it is an easy sell and I can get a better one later.
life in Silicon Valley, I tell ya.....
I'm a Software QA and for the last 4ish years I've worked exclusively from home, I lucked into the gig during the pandemic. Today I wake up, walk across the hall and log in, get coffee and sit back down and see an email marked important about a re-org and if you are affected you will be invited to a meeting with the VP who sent the email and the HR person. Two messages up from that I see the meeting invite.
I message my manager to ask, she says she doesn't know, can she have my number to call me. I ask what kind of manager is she that she doesn't know my phone number? I like to mess with people
My meeting is scheduled at 10AM but I have a 9:30AM meeting to run which I do 4 days a week. I tell the people who didn't know whats going on, by now the person I work closest with on that team was also let go. I let them know its looking like my last meeting with them but we'll see.
Now the 10AM starts and right off the bat I ask the VP is this finally my chance to tell him what I really think of him? HR looks nervous then realizes its a joke, I mentioned messing with people and I used to report directly to this guy. So sure enough its a standard lay off and they give me details on the package etc. HR mentions my question about my ins rep status (I don't sell ins but I can see so many transactional details that they have me go through the process for legal coverage) was the best question they have gotten so far today. I let them know I always drop gems like that, this is what they are throwing away. Maybe I'm just insufferable and thats why they are getting rid of me.
So I saved some money and am not in any dire straits, but I will cut back on things because thats just how I am if money is not coming in. I'll even go to the extreme of cooking for myself, which I've not really done since I took this job. Hope the oven and stove still work!
I guess I will also pay more attention when someone says they are interested in buying any of my cars, for the right price they are all for sale after all. There is a good chance I will sell the 2022 Maverick back to Carvana since I'm close to even on the loan and it would eliminate my biggest monthly bill. I'll be bummed, I really like the little truck but it is an easy sell and I can get a better one later.
life in Silicon Valley, I tell ya.....