What’s a phrase that your parents used years ago

[coronet68mx]

and then they grab you by the hair

Ohh yes I forgot about that, and while they grab your hair, my dad shake my head like a Martini and then the spanking begin... Again, with the sentence "te dije que no te hicieras pendejo con eso" " told you not to play fool with that " after that you go out to play with your friends, in the street of course, with puffy eyes and a sore ***

 

[Pops1967GTX]

What the Hell going on in that room.

And who put water in the liquor bottle.

 

[MarPar]

Ohh yes I forgot about that, and while they grab your hair, my dad shake my head like a Martini and then the spanking begin... Again, with the sentence "te dije que no te hicieras pendejo con eso" " told you not to play fool with that " after that you go out to play with your friends, in the street of course, with puffy eyes and a sore ***

VERDAD!!

 

[coronet68mx]

Am at work but I've been laughing all day with this tread, thanks guys

 

[Pops1967GTX]

Mom...Quiet down, I can't even hear myself Think
Because I said so, that's why!​

 

[coronet68mx]

Because I said so, that's why!​

That's a classic in every culture and language

 

[BLK 68 R/T]

“If you don’t need em, don’t feed em” my dad referring to us leaving lights on all the time.

 

[Sahara]

From my dad: “ He’s hung like a roll of tar paper”.

 

[Slap Stick]

Do that on your own damn time.
You're burning daylight.

 

[Duckmanreno]

You don’t even know what day it is.

 

[Sonny Black]

Mom; Wait! 'till your father gets home!
Later,
then nothing happens


were you born is a barn? shut the dam door!

 

[BB BELLA]

"tell your mom to move that limey pos I gotta get smokes"

 

[themechanic]

Mom always said I should be a lawyer because I would argue with a stop sign. That's her way of shutting down an argument when I was winning.

 

[ricks_RR]

make shore you have clean underwear just in case you have to go to the hospital .

 

[eldubb440]

"going like the hammers of Hell"

"God damn son of a bitch bastards"

 

[coronet68mx]

A Pearl of knowledge from my old man:
In this world there are two woman for you, one is the one you bang untill your head explode and not the head above your shoulders and the other one is the one you get married, never the same girl.

 

[themechanic]

Dad always said someone was a fart smeller, I mean smart feller.

 

[BigCountryMopar]

Dad always said someone was a fart smeller, I mean smart feller.

worked with a fella who would say that.

 

[Thrashingcows]

Whenever we saw Dad wearing an old pair of shorts that were probably 20+ years old, or just being frugal and using or fixing items and not tossing things out because they looked bad or didn't work properly...Dad would say, "Well you don't throw away gold!".

When I got married and started my family I absconded that comment for myself because I now do the exact same things as my Father did.

 

[theman440]

It would be wrong to post them here!