when i first joined the army,i bought a 340 duster off a used car lot.
what kills me >> now,is there was a teardrop galaxie there too,and i chose the duster instead lol.
anyways,i was a Terror on fort bragg with that duster,the Mps chased me for months and never caught me...because
my duster had some blue metallic flipflop paint that changed to glowing green at night/moonlight.
so they would look for me during the day thru allllll the parking lots on post and never find the green duster.
until..that nite..
i came up to the lite,and was next to a chevy vega with dual fours sticking out of the hood.
couldnt resist and goosed it,he gooses it back.
light changes he starts spinning i Leave him and as i do i see the cop car lights coming from the right side of the intersection and they are not only on me,but up ahead of me at next intersection as well.....doh!
i then spent quite a bit of time with the mp`s and jag...
when the dust finally cleared tho,they decided anyone this crazy should be trained properly and sent me off to some courses and then made me the generals driver on bragg :headbang:
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so i buy this 70 chrysler 300 2 door,its loaded and longer than the titanic,but o soo cool.
and its friday so im going to drive my new car right but hey no dmv so no plates
no problem,heres some cardboard,ill just make some up.
done deal,i cruise to fayettenam and go clubbing and meet some cool chicks.
go to leave,and im a bit young n dumb,start spinning the tires n doing donuts in the huge lot.
hubcap flies off.....i grumble a bit n drive to it get out and start popping it back on...
guy in avg clothes walks up and asks for my license and all that im irritated so i snap at him.
yeah,well who the hell are you??!!
turns out hey..hes an off duty cop....Doh.
turns out he Wasnt impressed by the cardboard tags......
turns out..i hadda leave the car there...and get some awesome tickets too.
so the next day im fuming cause my cars there n im here...
i say screw it,catch a ride to the lot and theres my car sitting next to some Corvette show in the lot.
at this stage in my life i wasnt impressed by anything corvette-ish.
and felt the need to express this by first Checking the parking lot and then doing 2 nice long donuts around the entire car show/lot of corvettes.
this angered the locals and a bunch of them piled in and started chasing me around the lot on my 3rd pass so i headed out to the highway and with them all in chase i floored it and left them wayyyyyy behind.
a Glorious moment for the 300/aka titanic as it sailed by

when i got back onpost i literally was pulling in my barracks when the mps went flying into the next lot,so i beat feet n watched them come back and scope my car and look around.
next weekend i sold it to charlie who raced in fayettenam he wanted the tnt 440 for his challenger,
i did hear years later my car went up north to get restored.
hope it did,it was a rare 300,right down to the console/buckets.