SteveSS
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Megan Fox!
Very profound and true statement. If it’s fantasy, it better be a damn good fantasyI need my fantasy women to have boobs. An A or B cup is like a slant six to me.
So what you're saying, Ron, is that you're not getting laid that much ? LOLAhh - they'll all age getting ugly just like the gals we drooled over on TV from our (ok, my youth). Yep, gals I dated in HS, old-ugly...fat or skeletal. Ran into my 1st girlfriend, go figure, at a memorial service a few years ago; hadn't seen her in 4 decades. She reminded me of a grandmother...wait, she is. WDF, I got old & ugly too.
My new pickup line to attract a young lady: "You're gorgeous! Someday you're gonna look like **** and no amount of makeup or plastic surgery is gonna help you. What's say you and me get together tonight before that happens?"
Yeah, been asked why I’ve poured beer on my hand…okay, old joke…trying to get my date drunk…So what you're saying, Ron, is that you're not getting laid that much ? LOL