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in religion. Didn't believe in hell until I married her! 
Wife made me a believer.....
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Feeling brave today, are you? Lol
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lol looks like Cranky has a death wish today...:icon_axe:
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Cranky was a great member & Mod on this forum. I'll miss him.
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There's one joke I won't be retelling anytime soon..
Eating out tonight Cranky??? :laughing5:
Long story short. Little off topic.
We were on the way to a funeral and got turned around and lost.
My wife was driving. No cell phones or GPS back then. We had other people with us along for a ride.
She was praying for help cause it is now time to be at the funeral.
And this is a stranger's funeral in a strange place. You don't want to be late.
I had the directions in my lap. I told her she was wasting time and to shut up and drive. We would find it.
And then "it" happened. There was a tap on her window from nowhere.
I'll never tell anyone one to stop praying again.
We were on the way to a funeral and got turned around and lost.
My wife was driving. No cell phones or GPS back then. We had other people with us along for a ride.
She was praying for help cause it is now time to be at the funeral.
And this is a stranger's funeral in a strange place. You don't want to be late.
I had the directions in my lap. I told her she was wasting time and to shut up and drive. We would find it.
And then "it" happened. There was a tap on her window from nowhere.
I'll never tell anyone one to stop praying again.
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It's been a death wish since the day I said 'I do' lol
mopar12372
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young kid talking to father about dateing a girl in college says (dad my new girlfrend (pause ) i just cant get her off me all she wants is sex) story goes on, then dad starts to talk pauses for a minute hmmm really that bad huh. son says yeah im tired i just cant get my work done . dad looks up and says marry her itll solve all your problems ...... son looks confused and walks away.
cranky i agree correct me if im wrong buuut their always right ....... :eusa_think:
cranky i agree correct me if im wrong buuut their always right ....... :eusa_think:
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Gotta be careful......
My honey is also a veteran, a military police officer. After the service she was a cop in the city of Columbia, SC. She and her big *** German shepherd served warrants in all of the bad places . I gotta be careful what comes out of my mouth. She's armed and dangerous. lol....
My honey is also a veteran, a military police officer. After the service she was a cop in the city of Columbia, SC. She and her big *** German shepherd served warrants in all of the bad places . I gotta be careful what comes out of my mouth. She's armed and dangerous. lol....
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