Wife's romantic attempt

[coronet500]

[FONT=&quot][/FONT][FONT=&quot]A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text..............

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me
your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send
me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]He replied........"I am taking a poop. What should I do?"[/FONT]

 

[FatJack]

Hahahhahahahahaha Don't send me nothing!!!

 

[alleyoopmgv]

Thats a good one!