bm02tj
Well-Known Member
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelors degree and a woman gains her masters
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel
a feeling you have never felt before
CLASSIC:
A book which people praise, but never read
SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
OFFICE:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous
home life
YAWN:
The only time when some married men ever get to open
their mouth
EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their Mistakes
DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way
that you actually look forward to the trip
OPTIMIST:
A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
MISER:
A person who lives poor so that
he can die RICH!
FATHER:
A banker provided by nature
BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late
and late when you are early
POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections
and your Confidence Later
DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by pills,
and kills you by his bills!
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelors degree and a woman gains her masters
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel
a feeling you have never felt before
CLASSIC:
A book which people praise, but never read
SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
OFFICE:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous
home life
YAWN:
The only time when some married men ever get to open
their mouth
EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their Mistakes
DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way
that you actually look forward to the trip
OPTIMIST:
A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
MISER:
A person who lives poor so that
he can die RICH!
FATHER:
A banker provided by nature
BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late
and late when you are early
POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections
and your Confidence Later
DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by pills,
and kills you by his bills!
