george68hemirr
Well-Known Member
Wrong number
My wife was going through my text messages today when she stopped and yelled.
"Who the fu*k is Sophie?
And why is she telling you she'd love to suck your cock for the 4th time this week?"
"Err... Wrong number," I replied. "That's a wrong number."
"She also wrote your name, Hi Neil darling!"
"I'm not denying it's for me," I said.
"But the correct number is 6. 6th time this week."
My wife was going through my text messages today when she stopped and yelled.
"Who the fu*k is Sophie?
And why is she telling you she'd love to suck your cock for the 4th time this week?"
"Err... Wrong number," I replied. "That's a wrong number."
"She also wrote your name, Hi Neil darling!"
"I'm not denying it's for me," I said.
"But the correct number is 6. 6th time this week."
