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WTF is it with Subaru Drivers?

I just see the trend of them being owned by extreme liberals who think they are above the rest and have Karen tendencies. It’s kinda funny you see some that buy the car and then become like the commercials big into cycling and wearing tight ball crushing clothes with sweat bands and aviators.
 
OP has described "texting and driving" evidence perfectly.
 
Whenever the fast lane is plugged up there is a high probability that it is a green Subaru station wagon causing it.
Been noticing this for years.
 
The latest Subaru ad here shows a family on a highway, father turns his head to reply to the son in the backseat. Vehicle puts on the brakes because the vehicle in front slows down for an animal on the road.
In my opinion this encourages undo care and intention. Promotes hazardous driving habits.
 
Whenever the fast lane is plugged up there is a high probability that it is a green Subaru station wagon causing it.
Been noticing this for years.
No $hit. I wasn't going to get into colors but you hit the nail on the head. The green ones are the worste.
I started this thread as a vent but it has actually turned out to be quite humorous.
 
The driver of the green Subaru Forester wagon has purple hair and the back of the car is covered with leftists bumper stickers!
 
It's funny, I was thinking about Subaru WRX's yesterday when one drove by. Why is it that 90% of them are blue? It's as if every kid with a Sube wants to emulate a rally racer. I haven't noticed them in particular driving badly, but if they have single exhaust, you KNOW there's gonna be a giant fartcan dangling at the back.

And here's another observation: Wtf's up with the red mudflaps?? I see them fairly frequently on some of these ricers. Why red?? They look terrible.
 
Subuaru the only Japanese manufacture that wants to be Austrialin!
 
Whenever the fast lane is plugged up there is a high probability that it is a green Subaru station wagon causing it.
Been noticing this for years.

No $hit. I wasn't going to get into colors but you hit the nail on the head. The green ones are the worste.
I started this thread as a vent but it has actually turned out to be quite humorous.

The driver of the green Subaru Forester wagon has purple hair and the back of the car is covered with leftists bumper stickers!
Well mine's white, my hair is brown/grey and my bumper sticker says 'Honk and You'll Meet Jesus' so I'm good.

Just kidding about the bumper sticker. I just made that up but I like the sound of it. Maybe I'll print some up.....
 
The latest Subaru ad here shows a family on a highway, father turns his head to reply to the son in the backseat. Vehicle puts on the brakes because the vehicle in front slows down for an animal on the road.
In my opinion this encourages undo care and intention. Promotes hazardous driving habits.
Awhile back, while I was waiting for my wife's Subaru at the local dealer, (she has two, a supercharged 2013 BRZ, and a 2023 WRX) I watched the dealership technicians testing an apparently problematic driver's aid setup by driving the car at about 30 mph toward the cardboard cutout of a car. Epic fail, it crashed right through the cutout without slowing down. After i stopped laughing, the techs told me that this is not that uncommon. i wish I had of been on the ball and filmed it. It would have made for great YouTube viewing. When my wife ordered her 2023 WRX the "seeing eye dog driver's aid" was not allowed on the order sheet. My wife is not the typical Subaru driver th OP is referring to. She can row a six speed with the best of them.
 
It's funny, I was thinking about Subaru WRX's yesterday when one drove by. Why is it that 90% of them are blue? It's as if every kid with a Sube wants to emulate a rally racer. I haven't noticed them in particular driving badly, but if they have single exhaust, you KNOW there's gonna be a giant fartcan dangling at the back.

And here's another observation: Wtf's up with the red mudflaps?? I see them fairly frequently on some of these ricers. Why red?? They look terrible.
Similar to "red" sneakers ???
 
Will there be another thread for Audi's, and homosexuals, or just add it here ???
 
It's funny, I was thinking about Subaru WRX's yesterday when one drove by.

I had one pull up next to my AMX at a local red light, and he wanted to race........ I put a couple car lengths on him and backed out of it about 75 or 80........ he flew past me at a high rate of speed, I was actually surprised he was that close....... I caught up to him another mile down the road as he was pulled over by local law enforcement :D, I pushed in the clutch and gave him a couple revs as I drove past :poke:
 
I thought that was Miatas...

We used to call them "Girly Man Cars"

I deliver auto parts part time. We like to get there and get back. Time is money with both parties.

When I happen to catch up with a long line of slow moving traffic, guess what's leading the pack? And it doesn't have to be green!

Subaru WRXs are mainly for the young generation that modify their exhaust and do something with the timing that makes them backfire like a twelve guage going off. They won't be the ones holding up traffic but might be seen riding your back bumper and looking down as they text on their phones.

The ones that the OP is talking about can be a real pita. Stopping in the road to make a turn into a parking lot and after they make the turn they'll stop, looking for what store they wanted or a parking space. They act like they're the only one out there with no consideration for the rest of the world. They won't make a turn on red no matter if there isn't another car in sight. The light turns red and ten minutes later they start to pull away causing you to get a red light and you have to sit there for another cycle.

There's certain vehicles I come up on and you automatically know your going to be held up or witness something real stupid. I've been doing this for six years and you do notice a trend. This area is flooded with Subaru. :mob:
 
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