You know you're getting old when...

[Armyvet25]

Lets hear yours lol

When you finish ordering auto parts and immediately jump on another merchant site and order a neck/back heating pad
yeah...I just did that

 

[Dave6T4]

When your neighbour complains to you about the loud morning sex sounds coming from your house. And you have to explain that it's just me, putting my socks on!

 

[MarPar]

You know you're getting old when...​

You can't trust a fart anymore

 

[Davefinan]

……….you watch a movie you saw a year ago and it seems new to you.

 

[Richard Cranium]

You know you're getting old when...​

You can't trust a fart anymore

At your young age, it sounds like you now need Depends.

 

[kiwigtx]

F. All of the above.

 

[MarPar]

At your young age, it sounds like you now need Depends.

 

[Mackman]

As I’m sitting here recovering from my 2nd hip replacement.

 

[Cranky]

When your farts sound like your dad's when he was getting up in age.....

 

[Dave6T4]

I went to an old friend's (100 years) funeral today. I looked around at all the old farts there, and realized that I was probably older than most of them! Anybody older than me likely could not the day out of the Home.

 

[Sahara]

This will be the worst thing you see today. I can’t help myself. Anyway…
I’m so old I remember when Puff Daddy was what the neighbour kids had to do.

 

[Cranky]

You know you're old when your nads touch the water on a standard height 'turlet'.....

 

[Rick@Laysons]

....when your eyes say YES! YES! YES!

....but your body says OH HELL NO!!!!!

 

[Don Frelier]

The pre-emptive groan before getting up out of a chair.
Watch for it and you'll see.

 

[Scott Engelhardt]

Your left testicle hangs a little lower then the other two

 

[kiwigtx]

Your left testicle hangs a little lower then the other two

 

[kiwigtx]

When it takes about four days longer than the two days to tidy up the garage you told your wife it would take.

 

[DeltaV]

Your high school classmates are dropping dead like flies.

 

[68BabyBlue]

Your high school classmates are dropping dead like flies.

In the decade since my 45 year reunion, the organizer who keeps the tally has gone from lighting a candle for each departed member, to a slide show, to just posting the current roster, which is now pushing 150. Class of 1971.