What did the 14 year old REDNECK girl say when she lost her virginity?????
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes."
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes."
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Two hicks get married and spend their honeymoon in a local motel. Right before they consummate the marriage, the women says, "Be gentle, I'm a virgin."
The man is visibly upset and storms off to his family's home. He tells them what happened and his dad says, "If she isn't good enough for her own family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for you!"
The man is visibly upset and storms off to his family's home. He tells them what happened and his dad says, "If she isn't good enough for her own family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for you!"
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