Coyoteduster
Well-Known Member
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening after the honeymoon, he was in his shed cleaning his golf
clubs & polishing his golf shoes.
His wife came in and stood there in silence at the bench just watching
him. After a long period of icy silence she finally said, "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit golf. Maybe you should sell your clubs."
Tim got this horrified look on his face.
She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"There for a minute you sounded like my ex-wife."
"Ex wife!", she screamed, "I didn't know you were married before!"
"I wasn't "
One evening after the honeymoon, he was in his shed cleaning his golf
clubs & polishing his golf shoes.
His wife came in and stood there in silence at the bench just watching
him. After a long period of icy silence she finally said, "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit golf. Maybe you should sell your clubs."
Tim got this horrified look on his face.
She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"There for a minute you sounded like my ex-wife."
"Ex wife!", she screamed, "I didn't know you were married before!"
"I wasn't "
