Your one liners here......

[Cranky]

I'll start with.....My/yours/hers/his house is so dirty they wipe their feet before going outside!

 

[Hilljack68]

Your house is so dirty the cockroaches ride around on dune buggies.

 

[Frank Mopar]

Im so broke I cant pay attention.

 

[Hilljack68]

When I was a baby I was so ugly, mama would feed me with a slingshot.

 

[zyzzyx]

Rodney Dangerfield: I was so Ugly My Mom Breast fed me with a straw!

 

[Under Pressure]

You’re not short, just vertically challenged

 

[zyzzyx]

Rodney Dangerfield: My Wife is so dumb, it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes!

 

[F4R/T]

Rodney was a hoot! Where has all the good talent gone.. I know folks would be offended now a days.

 

[Beekeeper]

I’m so broke I can’t pay attention

 

[Car #4]

Tighter than a bull's *** in fly time.

 

[Darter6]

My brother always said "Tighter than a bullfrog's *** hole,And that's waterproof !"

 

[Darter6]

"Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra"

 

[Beekeeper]

Colder than the balls on a brass monkey

 

[Frank Mopar]

My twin brother forgot my birthday.

 

[69rag500]

Your so fat that the back of your neck looks like a pack of hotdogs..
Ya I know lame.....

 

[Duckmanreno]

Your so ugly, if I had some dough I could stick your face in it and make gorilla cookies.

Fred Sanford

 

[Cranky]

If my front porch collapsed it would kill at least 3 coons....and the dogs wouldn't bat an eye.

 

[moparnutcase]

My take home pay won't even take me home.

 

[moparnutcase]

There's an outside chance of rain today,,,,,but only on the outside.

 

[chtampa]

Stop playing with that!