I’m broker than a tooth fairy in a meth house.
Your one liners here......
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(Tom Waits) I ordered a Chicken Catastrophe and Eggs Overwhelming and a tall, cool Janitor-in-a-Drum, and she poured a cup of coffee that was too weak to defend itself.
SattyNoCar
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(After dealing with HR at work regarding a problem) 'Well, THAT was as effective as a fart in a hurricane'
chargervert
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My wife said she want's to have sex in the backseat of the car,she wants me to drive! Classic Rodney!
You F--ked that **** up...
SSmoothie
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If she had as many pricks sticking out her as she has had in her. She would look like a porcupine.
a 2 at 9:00pm is a 7 at 2:00am closing, beer goggles work
I actually think it goes;
a 2 at 10, is a 10 at 2...
I gave her a 7, with an extra hr...
I know how gross
a 2 at 10, is a 10 at 2...
I gave her a 7, with an extra hr...
NO
I know how gross
that's why I don't drink
Today was so windy, I saw a chicken lay the same egg 3 times.
That's the good thing about a Porsche ....all the pricks are on the inside.
I told my girlfriend I wanted to kiss her where it smells, so I drove her to the Garbage Dump. 
Hagar the Horrible (cartoon character) -
"Always wash your hands before eating....you get a better grip on your food."
"Always wash your hands before eating....you get a better grip on your food."
***, Gas or Grass, nobody rides for free!
I saw this on a bumper sticker on a 70’s van at a car show.
I saw this on a bumper sticker on a 70’s van at a car show.
She has the perfect face for radio.
chargervert
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There's a bar uptown where,they liquor in the front and poker in the rear!
alfaitalia
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People are often shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician.
alfaitalia
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My dad was old when Pontius Pilate was still an Air Cadet!
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