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I’m broker than a tooth fairy in a meth house.
(Tom Waits) I ordered a Chicken Catastrophe and Eggs Overwhelming and a tall, cool Janitor-in-a-Drum, and she poured a cup of coffee that was too weak to defend itself.
(After dealing with HR at work regarding a problem) 'Well, THAT was as effective as a fart in a hurricane'
Her ass is so big that when she hauls ass she has to make two trips!
My wife said she want's to have sex in the backseat of the car,she wants me to drive! Classic Rodney!
You F--ked that shit up...
If she had as many pricks sticking out her as she has had in her. She would look like a porcupine.
a 2 at 9:00pm is a 7 at 2:00am closing, beer goggles work
I actually think it goes; a 2 at 10, is a 10 at 2... I gave her a 7, with an extra hr... I know how gross
that's why I don't drink
Today was so windy, I saw a chicken lay the same egg 3 times.
That's the good thing about a Porsche ....all the pricks are on the inside.
I told my girlfriend I wanted to kiss her where it smells, so I drove her to the Garbage Dump.
Hagar the Horrible (cartoon character) - "Always wash your hands before eating....you get a better grip on your food."
Ass, Gas or Grass, nobody rides for free! I saw this on a bumper sticker on a 70’s van at a car show.
She has the perfect face for radio.
There's a bar uptown where,they liquor in the front and poker in the rear!
People are often shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician.
My dad was old when Pontius Pilate was still an Air Cadet!