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  1. Charles Cook

    Charles Cook FBBO Gold Member FBBO Gold Member

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    I’m broker than a tooth fairy in a meth house.
     
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    • Photon440

      Photon440 FBBO Gold Member FBBO Gold Member

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      (Tom Waits) I ordered a Chicken Catastrophe and Eggs Overwhelming and a tall, cool Janitor-in-a-Drum, and she poured a cup of coffee that was too weak to defend itself.
       
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      • satilite73

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        (After dealing with HR at work regarding a problem) 'Well, THAT was as effective as a fart in a hurricane'
         
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        • Meep-Meep

          Meep-Meep дворянин

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          Her ass is so big that when she hauls ass she has to make two trips!
           
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          • chargervert

            chargervert Well-Known Member

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            My wife said she want's to have sex in the backseat of the car,she wants me to drive! Classic Rodney!
             
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            • Budnicks

              Budnicks You Can Just Thank Me Later FBBO Gold Member

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              You F--ked that shit up...
               
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              If she had as many pricks sticking out her as she has had in her. She would look like a porcupine.
               
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              • Budnicks

                Budnicks You Can Just Thank Me Later FBBO Gold Member

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                a 2 at 9:00pm is a 7 at 2:00am closing, beer goggles work
                 
              • eldubb440

                eldubb440 more miracles than Jesus FBBO Gold Member

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                • Budnicks

                  Budnicks You Can Just Thank Me Later FBBO Gold Member

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                  I actually think it goes;
                  a 2 at 10, is a 10 at 2...
                  I gave her a 7, with an extra hr... :poke:

                  Beer Goggles what they really look like.png

                  I know how gross

                  Beer Goggle turn bow to wow.jpg
                   
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                  • eldubb440

                    eldubb440 more miracles than Jesus FBBO Gold Member

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                    that's why I don't drink
                     
                  • Kern Dog

                    Kern Dog FBBO Gold Member FBBO Gold Member

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                    Today was so windy, I saw a chicken lay the same egg 3 times.
                     
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                    • kiwigtx

                      kiwigtx Trendsetter Staff Member FBBO Gold Member

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                      That's the good thing about a Porsche ....all the pricks are on the inside.
                       
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                      • kiwigtx

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                        I told my girlfriend I wanted to kiss her where it smells, so I drove her to the Garbage Dump. :eek:
                         
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                        • kiwigtx

                          kiwigtx Trendsetter Staff Member FBBO Gold Member

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                          Hagar the Horrible (cartoon character) -

                          "Always wash your hands before eating....you get a better grip on your food."
                           
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                            Ass, Gas or Grass, nobody rides for free!

                            I saw this on a bumper sticker on a 70’s van at a car show.
                             
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                              She has the perfect face for radio.

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                              There's a bar uptown where,they liquor in the front and poker in the rear!
                               
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                              People are often shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician.
                               
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                              • alfaitalia

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                                My dad was old when Pontius Pilate was still an Air Cadet!
                                 
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