Can't believe I just got fired from my job.

[SUPERSTOCKRACER]

Two hours into my first day of work as a WalMart greeter, an ugly woman came in with her two kids.

Hearing her swear at them, I said, "Good morning, welcome to... WalMart. Nice kids, are they twins?"

The mom answered, "Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind or stupid?"

I replied, "I'm not blind or stupid. I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at WalMart."

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

- - - Updated - - -

Will I be eligible for unemployment?

 

[99ss]

Lmao!

 

[snakeyes]

:wtg:good one :eusa_clap::hehe:

 

[bigmanjbmopar]

lol

 

[b-star69]

Nope you are a awm

 

[63RedFury]

Thats an old one.

 

[MikeyT]

Damn, I always thought honesty was the best policy too!

Mike

 

[deathcrew]

:headbang:HaHaHa.....

 

[Roadbird]

Very good, LOL. Rude lady!

 

[HT413]

Lol, at 1st i didnt realize this was in the joke forum and i felt bad for ya. Haha

 

[SUPERSTOCKRACER]

Thats an old one.

Well its the 1st time i heard it and thought it was worth sharing..

 

[satman72]

Funny! Thanks for my morning laugh.