Mr & mrs

[Adam Nathan]

A bloke brings his best mate home after work to meet his wife.
His wife screams "You stupid ********, my hair and make-up are a mess,
the house is a right bloody tip, the dishes aren't done, I'm still in my pyjamas,
I can't be bothered to cook and it's my time of the month!".
"Why the heck did you bring him home?".
The husband replies "Because he was thinking of getting married".

 

[tallhair]

Heard it before but it's still a laugher especially told with your colorful Brit language. Some things know no borders LOL

 

[BIGSHCLUNK]

agreed!

 

[Hemirunner]

That's not funny....... that's just the truth!

 

[Pistol Pete]

**** - now you post this.

 

[Budnicks]

A bloke brings his best mate home after work to meet his wife.
His wife screams "You stupid ********, my hair and make-up are a mess,
the house is a right bloody tip, the dishes aren't done, I'm still in my pyjamas,
I can't be bothered to cook and it's my time of the month!".
"Why the heck did you bring him home?".
The husband replies "Because he was thinking of getting married".

I LMFAO over that one