Men Are Deep Thinkers

[Runner 68]

What deepthinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

 

[george68hemirr]

so true.....very good

 

[Lowhound]

keep thinkin the good thoughts

 

[Budnicks]

only you sitting around thinking about NUT's...LOL... funny stuff Runner 68

 

[bigowhiteboy]

Awesome post!

 

[snakeoil24]

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What deepthinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

Now after this being a very heavy discussion I am going to have 2 Dewars and Water to think what my thoughts are on this subject.

 

[kiwigtx]

Sounds like time well spent drinking'n'thinking

 

[Adam Nathan]

What a wise man you are. I have much tto learn from you master.

 

[747mopar]

The whole picture of you and then your thoughts are just to funny "kicked in the nuts" I hate to ask what some of your other thoughts are. I gotta agree, when asked what your thinking about "nothing" is the answer that keeps me out of trouble. Keep thinking, you'll figure something important out. LOL

 

[BIGSHCLUNK]

I don't care what the people are thinkin' I ain't drunk... I'm just drinkin' :headbang:

 

[Runner 68]

The whole picture of you and then your thoughts are just to funny "kicked in the nuts" I hate to ask what some of your other thoughts are. I gotta agree, when asked what your thinking about "nothing" is the answer that keeps me out of trouble. Keep thinking, you'll figure something important out. LOL

Christ 747, your response alone made me bust up. Telling the wife "nothing" was the funniest part for me.

 

[snakeoil24]

I think we should all get together and drink some beer

 

[theman440]

Classic!

 

[Runner 68]

I think we should all get together and drink some beer

Always a good idea. Imagine the problems we could solve. World peace, world hunger, no more libs in the white house, no more Alley as an admin.

 

[Boise68]

Now that's a fine looking beer mug you have there, and frosted too.

 

[scotts74birds]

Sometimes, I like to just sit out in the garage, with the cars, bikes, and other things, and do what I call "Think'n Drink'n". Simply sit, have a few beers, and ponder about things.

 

[TekHousE]

Classic! And so true.

 

[themechanic]

Bradley-Chelsea Manning would prefer both.

 

[snakeyes]