Elevator problem

[Richard Cranium]

This never happened to me before and unfortunately, I’ll be out of commission for a while.


Today I hate to admit it, but I was beaten up by a woman.



I was in the elevator when this beautiful lady got in. I was staring at her boobs, when she said, would you please press 1?

 

[Lowhound]

That's Angelina Jolie. She didn't want you touching them because she just had them installed.

 

[satman72]

ROFL both of you! That's funny.

 

[ws27]

I wonder what would have happened if she asked to press 2 or 3!

 

[roadrunnerman]

Richard, I can see you doing something like that.

 

[snakeyes]

:laughing4:

 

[conv67bdere]

This never happened to me before and unfortunately, I’ll be out of commission for a while.


Today I hate to admit it, but I was beaten up by a woman.



I was in the elevator when this beautiful lady got in. I was staring at her boobs, when she said, would you please press 1?

Richard . . . I look for your posts, where do you come up with all this stuff - LOVE IT ! ! !

Thanks for the laugh . . .

 

[snakeoil24]

She is such a babe id trade my hemi for her for a week.

 

[bigaadams]

you would probably want your hemi back sooner than a week...higher maintenance on the chick

 

[snakeoil24]

you would probably want your hemi back sooner than a week...higher maintenance on the chick

OOps i means loan. I would like to rub her thighs and sme4ll her perfume. She is a 10 for sure.

 

[conv67bdere]

This never happened to me before and unfortunately, I’ll be out of commission for a while.


Today I hate to admit it, but I was beaten up by a woman.



I was in the elevator when this beautiful lady got in. I was staring at her boobs, when she said, would you please press 1?

RC - Good thing you don't live in the south, she'd have asked you "mash 1" . . . then you might have ended up in jail ? ?