Which one are you??

[MarPar]

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?


Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:





Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
This is all so confusing!

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!


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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click

Daughter:
'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son:
'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife:
“You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!”

 

[usaroadrunner]

:usa2::usa2:

 

[Glenwood]

Lol

 

[khryslerkid]

"Let's go look for some more!" lol

 

[super-bee_ski]

Good joke!

 

[GetX'd]

We need more southerners around!

 

[moparcrazy]

X2

We need more southerners around!

 

[69 GTX]

I'd be the Southerner except it would be a S&W 500!

 

[Rick@Laysons]

Where's the catagory for "Redneck"?!?!

I'd go "agri-cultural" and beat his *** down and shove that knife up his 'where the sun don't shine' and leave the pile on the sidewalk.

 

[Xp29h]

I'd be the Southerner except it would be a S&W 500!

Yikes! That's a bad *** piece! But very nice! It would do the job!

Even though I'm from Maine, I'd have to classify myself as a southerner too! 1 shot ain't enough jack, you'd better make it three. Or more!

 

[MarPar]

here ya go, take your pick...plenty to go around and something for everybody!

God Bless America!!! :sFl_america2:

 

[kiwigtx]

That's it....I'm down to the Music Shop to buy me a Banjo. :yes:

 

[Xp29h]

Don't forget the moonshine!

 

[fwi]

That's it....I'm down to the Music Shop to buy me a Banjo. :yes:

Good one!

 

[usaroadrunner]

Nice selection but if I don't grab the .45 I go to the .50...hello my friend, I love you.

 

[khryslerkid]

here ya go, take your pick...plenty to go around and something for everybody!

I'll take the 500 mag! If it don't go off it will at least scare them to death...

 

[Riverdawg]

That's hilarious. and I usually vote democratic. But, If I was in that situation and had the gun then I'm
damn sure going to protect my family.

 

[The not so tall man]

Kneecap.......then waterboard.

 

[68sprtsat383]

Southerner for sure

 

[drobertson]

I might live in the west, but dang a lot of people here (including me) would be southerners in that equation!